February 2012
this one song on my ipod has a weird one minute silence in the middle of it and i always dont notice it until like 45 seconds in and then go “wait is my ipod dead/broken da fuck?” “oh fuck you steel train”
I’ve always hated ending sentences with prepositions, but since we read that book in lang that said we could I have gone on a ending sentences with prepositions spree
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today in health we watched a video about the psychology of growing up as a boy, and how our culture treats gender in children etc, but I couldn’t pay attention because there were literally millions of babies in the video and they were mostly black and it was great.
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
before I go to college I should probably write a 1000 page troubleshooting guide to life for my family for all the technology related and other things I fix for them/ help them with/ just do for them. God only knows how this family will survive without me
effyeahcriminalminds: WHAT I'VE LEARNED FROM... →
sadgirl69:
effyeahcriminalminds:
kelseysaurusrex:
NEVER OPEN THE DOOR FOR A GUY WITH A DEAD CAT
STAY AWAY FROM DESERTS
ONCE YOU GIVE IN TO THE UNSUB’S FANTASY, YOU’RE DONE FOR
YOU CAN BE ABDUCTED/MURDERED ANYWHERE
so many more i can’t think of right now. will update as necessary.
Dead
the dead cat episode is the SCARIEST. Ah all the times I have locked my doors and closed all...
“Yet when I hear our politicians talking about “fixing” Washington, I often...”
– A federal worker, who’s sick of politicians trying to denigrate his work, speaks out. It’s worth it to read his entire op-ed. (via think-progress)
just had to go to the post office and I was so confused on how the entire thing operated. Probably looked like an old person trying to operate a computer.
reading the scholarship essay I just wrote and not understanding a thing I said, or why my only coherent points were repeated about 10000 times each. second semester senior problems
For senior superlatives, I won teacher's pet, and...
habitualspontaneity:
I’m totally okay with that.
I was nominated for best personality and lost. How could that possibly happen when I clearly have the best personality of all time? Probably satan-related
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why is there no shameless tomorrow. what am I supposed to do this week. god have mercy on my soul.
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Ty Pennington is probably the worst person to ever live.
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
Watchmohandasgandhi:
kohenari:
In response to the Mormon practice of baptising dead Jews — including those who died in the Holocaust — Stephen Colbert circumcised all the dead Mormons by proxy on his show last night.
“Mormon tov!”
May Yaweh bless you, Stephen Colbert.
I need to save so much more money for college. Gonna have to work ALL the jobs this summer
“There are blind models? That’s so sad, they can’t see how pretty they are.”
– Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, Modern Family 3x16 “Virgin Territory” (via slave-mira)
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today I watched a criminal minds where in the end it was revealed a local politician/ real estate magnate was responsible for a home invasion/murder as a way to drive down property values in a neighborhood, and I saw aloud to myself “well thats a predatory business practice for sure” and then I LOL’d at my own pun.
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What good is it having a chiropractor mother if she never adjusts me
I have never been so lazy in my entire life as in this moment. going to go lie in apathy on the couch and watch Modern Family